this is stewart in one of his reflective poses. what an artistic fool. bless him.

so apparently it is comedy day around the world. the day when all of us civilians give the professionals a run for their money in the funny stakes.

here is my red nose gag.

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education can be a good thing unless it is applied to the wrong person. here is mr morris looking smug because his tie matches his cardigan and he went to central st martins for his colouring in classes.

will from feref looks on in disgust and you should just about be able to make out our very charles in the background.

here are our germans.

Sie heissen Ralfie und Ho-Ho and are very nice chaps. If you need to recognise Ralfie then look for the small caterpillar under his bottom lip. If you need to recognise Ho-Ho, the chances are that he used to work with your cousin.

Sehr gut.

here is stewart preparing for a game of golf. the obvious preparation for any sportsman is a fat sandwich and a cup-a-soup. here you can tell that stewart is taking his prep very seriously as he isn't even smiling.

par 5

here is stewart wearing an article of clothing that is colloquially known as a t-shirt. they can be used for carrying advertising, team names or even political slogans.

the message that this one shows is 'i am cool and know what's what' get it?

am i back on message now?

some times our hero escapes the office and wends his merry way around fair london village spreading words of wisdom with a dash of pepper sauce.

here you can see him wearing his golfing jumper while scott looks like ultravox's vienna video in the background.