this is stewart in one of his reflective poses. what an artistic fool. bless him.

so apparently it is comedy day around the world. the day when all of us civilians give the professionals a run for their money in the funny stakes.

here is my red nose gag.

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education can be a good thing unless it is applied to the wrong person. here is mr morris looking smug because his tie matches his cardigan and he went to central st martins for his colouring in classes.

will from feref looks on in disgust and you should just about be able to make out our very charles in the background.

here are our germans.

Sie heissen Ralfie und Ho-Ho and are very nice chaps. If you need to recognise Ralfie then look for the small caterpillar under his bottom lip. If you need to recognise Ho-Ho, the chances are that he used to work with your cousin.

Sehr gut.

here is stewart preparing for a game of golf. the obvious preparation for any sportsman is a fat sandwich and a cup-a-soup. here you can tell that stewart is taking his prep very seriously as he isn't even smiling.

par 5

here is stewart wearing an article of clothing that is colloquially known as a t-shirt. they can be used for carrying advertising, team names or even political slogans.

the message that this one shows is 'i am cool and know what's what' get it?

am i back on message now?

some times our hero escapes the office and wends his merry way around fair london village spreading words of wisdom with a dash of pepper sauce.

here you can see him wearing his golfing jumper while scott looks like ultravox's vienna video in the background.

there is a man who favours having the rush of fresh air between his toes. we like to call him chris from leicester.

sometimes he provides the spiritual enlightenment that stewart needs to get the job done and the divine inspiration to deliver delicious designer capabilities to our creative cousins.

we all consider him a friend.

our good pal haden was playing with his d:ream phone so we said that things could only get better if we added some video to this blog. this isn't quite video but it is a horror show. del and mike guest star. sound is essential.

stewart wasn't in paris when i went there this week but chloé was. this is her laughing at the fact that she gets a great view of the opera while she eats her lunchtime baguette.

salut chloé!

stew is not a lone operator, he is a mere marionette controlled by the pasty puppetmaster who sits to his left - scott.

one thing that they have in common is their love of the cardigan. today stew teamed a mustard cardi with a black outfit. a brave choice but one that i think works.

this is stewart's beard buddy - alistair.

today he is sporting a side parting and upturned thumbs similar to arthur fonzarelli aka henry winkler aka the fonz.

he grew his beard back because he was cold. he was the influence behind stewart's beard.

stewart has embarked upon a life of piratehood. this is clearly demonstrated by his stripy shirt and his fake expensive watch.

ths was taken with what i like to call a camera as opposed to the usual telephone pictures. enjoy the quality.

cyberman

this isn't a picture of stewart but it is a picture of a handtowel dispenser which stewart has used.

i thought that it looked rather like a cyberman from dr who when the flash was used.

this is stewart as a nativity king. apologies for the poor quality but i had to go back in time to get it and some of the pixels got lost on the return journey.