some times our hero escapes the office and wends his merry way around fair london village spreading words of wisdom with a dash of pepper sauce.

here you can see him wearing his golfing jumper while scott looks like ultravox's vienna video in the background.

there is a man who favours having the rush of fresh air between his toes. we like to call him chris from leicester.

sometimes he provides the spiritual enlightenment that stewart needs to get the job done and the divine inspiration to deliver delicious designer capabilities to our creative cousins.

we all consider him a friend.

our good pal haden was playing with his d:ream phone so we said that things could only get better if we added some video to this blog. this isn't quite video but it is a horror show. del and mike guest star. sound is essential.

stewart wasn't in paris when i went there this week but chloé was. this is her laughing at the fact that she gets a great view of the opera while she eats her lunchtime baguette.

salut chloé!

stew is not a lone operator, he is a mere marionette controlled by the pasty puppetmaster who sits to his left - scott.

one thing that they have in common is their love of the cardigan. today stew teamed a mustard cardi with a black outfit. a brave choice but one that i think works.

this is stewart's beard buddy - alistair.

today he is sporting a side parting and upturned thumbs similar to arthur fonzarelli aka henry winkler aka the fonz.

he grew his beard back because he was cold. he was the influence behind stewart's beard.

stewart has embarked upon a life of piratehood. this is clearly demonstrated by his stripy shirt and his fake expensive watch.

ths was taken with what i like to call a camera as opposed to the usual telephone pictures. enjoy the quality.

cyberman

this isn't a picture of stewart but it is a picture of a handtowel dispenser which stewart has used.

i thought that it looked rather like a cyberman from dr who when the flash was used.

this is stewart as a nativity king. apologies for the poor quality but i had to go back in time to get it and some of the pixels got lost on the return journey.