so apparently it is comedy day around the world. the day when all of us civilians give the professionals a run for their money in the funny stakes.

here is my red nose gag.

ha

ha

education can be a good thing unless it is applied to the wrong person. here is mr morris looking smug because his tie matches his cardigan and he went to central st martins for his colouring in classes.

will from feref looks on in disgust and you should just about be able to make out our very charles in the background.

here are our germans.

Sie heissen Ralfie und Ho-Ho and are very nice chaps. If you need to recognise Ralfie then look for the small caterpillar under his bottom lip. If you need to recognise Ho-Ho, the chances are that he used to work with your cousin.

Sehr gut.